||[Jul. 18th, 2005|04:13 pm]
girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!
Hi! I'm new to the community and my name's Chris. I was so excited to see a community about pooping.
Now whatever guy thinks that girls food turns into something cuddly or whatever instead of coming out as poop, has something wrong with his fucking brain.
Okay I'll tell you my favorite poop story. I've only got a couple, but anyway, yeah. So if you don't know what sharting is, it's thinking you're about to fart, but poop comes out when you try to fart. Yeah, well one time I was in CVS and I was looking at the magazines. I had gas because I just had Taco Bell. I thought it was a fart and I tried forcing it out. Shit splatted the inside of my boxers. It sucked because they don't have bathrooms there it seems. So I had to go home before I could clean the shit out my pants. So I had to sit on it in the car. It was....shitty, literally.
Well, I'll be back with another of my poop stories later.