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girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!

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Hello! [Jun. 22nd, 2006|03:27 am]
girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!

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[eviltwininsidme]
Hey, I'm Katherine! Here's my story: okay, so nobody at elementary school would let me get a drink of water [though I ran races and stuff...and usually won 'um...] and the water at home tasted really bad. One day, maybe at the age of six, I was in the bathroom for like an hour...I had this piece that was thick and curling at the bottom of the bowl. I tried everything but it just wouldn't break off, so I tried letting it go, and it all zipped right back in, hurting like hell. Sense then I've grown heavily suicidal from the pain, actually contemplating what the breifest cinarios would be. At like eleven I started pulling it out with my fingers. I'll be sixteen soon and my parents don't know I still do that, but I swear I won't stop. I'm also a heavy water-freak and drink an average of two 1/2 gallons of it a day. It takes forever to scrub the smell off my right pointer finger [the one I've been using sense that fateful day once upon a time.] I still don't know if I'm completely over that incident at six years old. ...And that's my life's story.
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From: seeds_of_peace
2006-06-22 09:39 am (UTC)
you should consider trying an enema, they're cheap and get it all out quickly ;) also perhaps get your folks to invest in a bidet, or a portable toilet-seat bidet (check them out at www.biobidet.com) that's real good at cleaning the shit out.

I'd also love to hear more stories in my community, poopreport!
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[User Picture]From: eviltwininsidme
2006-06-22 09:42 am (UTC)
Thanks...I didn't understand much of the items you listed...Anyway, I don't have a problem at all anymore. Using my finger's been workin' well for me ^^
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From: seeds_of_peace
2006-06-22 09:47 am (UTC)
an enema is a bottle of saltwater that makes you have to poo.. without a pulling it out!



a bidet is a thing that's real popular in europe and especially china/japan that squirts water up and around your arsehole to help poo loosen and fall, and really saves on wiping.. i really want one!



Also, here's a REAL bidet, they've had these since ancient times..

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[User Picture]From: eviltwininsidme
2006-06-22 09:55 am (UTC)
Aw man, why didn't I get any of this cool stuff back in my kiddie suicidal days?? All I ever got was this orange-flavored stuff that never worked
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From: seeds_of_peace
2006-06-22 09:49 am (UTC)
you should also try eating FIBER!! fiber-con and generic fiber supplements are great to keep you from being painfully constipated, and natural too!
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[User Picture]From: eviltwininsidme
2006-06-22 09:59 am (UTC)
Duely noted! But then I eat pleanty of fiber, I think, so I'm good! ^^;
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