||[Jul. 12th, 2006|02:15 pm]
girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!
Girls poop, but not this one lately.|
I had pepto bismol about four or five days ago. Apparently, this causes constipation.
My question: Do you have to be 18 to buy a laxative? I'm 18, but I want to use the self check-out at wal-mart. That way I don't have to be embarrassed if some attractive, model-like cashier rings out pooping pills for me.
But if there's an age restriction on it, then the light will go on and I'll be carded and... My god.
Yes. I would appreciate answers soon. I'm in pain here, guys.
Oh, and I've also tried every bran and fiber I could think of, as well as drinking shitloads of water.