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girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!

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[Jul. 12th, 2006|02:15 pm]
girls aren't just cute and cuddly.. they poop too!
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Girls poop, but not this one lately.

I had pepto bismol about four or five days ago. Apparently, this causes constipation.

My question: Do you have to be 18 to buy a laxative? I'm 18, but I want to use the self check-out at wal-mart. That way I don't have to be embarrassed if some attractive, model-like cashier rings out pooping pills for me.

But if there's an age restriction on it, then the light will go on and I'll be carded and... My god.

Yes. I would appreciate answers soon. I'm in pain here, guys.


Oh, and I've also tried every bran and fiber I could think of, as well as drinking shitloads of water.
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From: seeds_of_peace
2006-07-12 10:22 pm (UTC)
i think they do check, since a lot of young girls abuse them, but im not 100% sure.. but you can always get some epsom salt and that does the trick REALLY well ;) or get an enema
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From: whatssomaybe
2006-07-13 09:27 am (UTC)
I have an awful fear of stickin' anything up my boo-tay. Ha, I'm not being sarcastic either - the thought of an enema really makes me frightened and nervous.

How do you use epsom salt?
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From: seeds_of_peace
2006-07-13 01:57 pm (UTC)
well they usually have directions on the box or bag you buy it in, just mix like a few teaspoons with a glass of water.. read the epsom salt bag tho cuz im not 100% sure on the dosage :) lemme know how it goes!
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[User Picture]From: xassmonkey
2006-07-19 02:41 am (UTC)
Cashiers don't card unless the machine tells them too.. and it's usually for cigarettes and cough & cold medicine.
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[User Picture]From: miiike
2007-04-18 04:14 am (UTC)
they used laxatives in that movie i hate, "Dumb And Dumber". ITS TOOOO STUUUUPID! Laxatives are like taking steroids, the best poops are made with no additives!!! Jim Edmonds said that.
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